Zzzzzzzzzzz. Yes, apologies. When talking 
about travel I am very aware that I am liable to bore the pants of people very 
quickly. That said, I can do that with almost any topic, it just so happens that 
I have caught the travel bug, so that’s what I write about today. Tomorrow it 
could be something completely different, though it goes without saying it’s 
unlikely to be Wanstead. Sorry about that, the patch has most definitely come 
off second best this year, possibly not even that high. The blog title is a 
mockery, I am guilty of false advertising and trading standards have been made 
aware. I’d love to get back into the patch, but I’m too busy sounding like a 
broken record. No doubt it will bump along, but last year was very poor. Usually 
I am guaranteed to come second in the local listing competition, behind Nick. 
However this year the status quo has been rudely interrupted and I don’t even 
have a podium place. I don’t, of course, deserve a podium place, so that’s fair 
enough. All I can say is that it was easier when there were just three of 
us.
If I were really dweeby I could dig up some stats, but in addition 
to being my poorest patch year for ages and ages, it was also my lowest UK year 
list for ages and ages. I ended up on 237 – approximately 23 off my previous 
low. Year listing is a funny old game, and I’m not sad that I’ve seen such a low 
number of birds. It’s a total far more indicative of a healthy and well-rounded 
individual in my opinion, but there have been some crazy misses. No Mandarin 
Duck, of which the UK’s largest population live about fifteen minutes away. No 
Black Tern, no Osprey. The list goes on and on, I will not bore you with it as I 
have recently bored my family. 
Work has intervened substantially, it’s been 
a tough year, tougher than any I’ve ever experienced. Local birding and going 
birding for the sake of going birding are what has suffered. Last year I believe 
I ended by saying I’d work hard and play hard, and that has certainly been the 
case. How I’ve kept going I have no idea, and there have been quite a few 
stressful moments, including some of my own stupid making. When I stopped running around like a lunatic momentarily just before Christmas, I immediately fell ill, having somehow 
avoided lurgy throughout the whole rest of the year. The answer is clearly not 
to slow down, and despite my rapidly advancing years I still feel reasonably 
energetic. It’ll hit me one day I’m sure, but for now I intend to continue to 
burn the candle both ends until I get singed.
In the same way that the patch and the UK 
have gone south, so has this blog. Versus previous years I’ve posted far less, 
and it annoys me. It used to be a fairly steady 15-16 posts a month, but this 
year it has been more like 9-10. I’d love to be able to say that I’m a quality 
over quantity kind of guy, but in truth I’ve had nothing to say for years. 
However that never stopped me before, whereas this year saw a mere 121 posts. I 
know, Thank God. But for someone who likes writing this is a massive decline, and 
it’s not like I have other outlets. Mind you, one advantage of fewer posts means 
that I have less opportunity to ramble on endlessly and stray off topic... 

 
...err, anyway, the best trip of 2014 has many many 
contenders, quite simply as I’ve been to many many places, and because I plan my 
trips properly they’ve all gone rather well. I’ve visited 15 countries, with 
highlights being taking my family to the USA for the first time and visiting the 
town my ancestors are from. Then of course there was Hong Kong to visit my 
sister and her family, which was breathtaking. Birding took a back seat for 
much of the time, and I zipped around the territory like a nutcase soaking it all in.
From a birding perspective however, it was all about Morocco. I made 
three visits there, one in January, one in February, and then more recently at 
the start of this month. The February trip to the desert areas south of Guelmin 
was the standout trip, with numerous Wheatears and other special birds. That’s 
not to say that the other trips to Morocco were no good, far from it, and indeed 
Cyprus was pretty damn good too, but it was the middle, longer trip that stood 
out. We arrived at lunchtime, and the following morning were in the middle of 
nowhere, knee-deep in Thick-billed Larks and Red-rumped Wheatears. 
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| Possibly my favourite foreign bird of 2014 | 
That however 
doesn’t get the nod. Instead I’m picking Iceland, a short trip that I went on in 
late June in minimal darkness. Only three and a half days, a long weekend 
really, but what a place. A tiny trip-list, but the views of the birds were 
unparalled. Breeding waders and divers were abundant, and I had Phalaropes at 
arms length. Amazing Harlequin Ducks on the coast, and a trip to Myvatn for 
Barrow’s Goldeneye. The landscape is dramatic to say the least, but I have no 
photographic talent in that area and in any event was too busy with the birds. 
So hard to choose given all the other places I’ve been to, but it was somewhere 
I’d wanted to go for a long time and it gets a big thumbs up from me as it was 
as good as I had hoped it would be. Just beware of the weather – I can’t recall 
seeing the sun at any point, but we did see a lot of rain! That did not detract 
from what was an excellent trip that I would recommend to anyone interested in 
waders, wildfowl, and wild scenery.